We on the Right of the political spectrum are crazy. It must be true. How could we possibly reject the idea that government can take care of all our needs. The Chosen One is benevolent and kind. He would never harm us. After all...this is America. Having complete control over our lives can't possibly go bad, can it? I mean, it's for the best. Really. All hazards are removed from our lives. All needs are taken care of. All bad decisions are made right. Right?
We must be nuts.