Sunday, January 25, 2009

Who Doesn't Love Satire?

The Beer: Bison Blonde from Milwaukee Brewing Co. A good, serviceable beer I'd serve to anyone. Not great, but certainly better than the macros.

The Bicycle: In the dead of winter, it's hard to think about the nice warm summer months ahead without making oneself crazy. But it may be as little as 8 weeks to that first ride. Time to make sure my trusty steed is clean and ready.

The VRWC: Here is some really exceptional stuff.

Speak to me, O Muse, of this resourceful man who strides so boldly upon the golden shrine of Potomac, Between Ionic plywood columns, to the kleig light altar. Fair Obamacles, favored of the gods, ascends to Olympus Amidst lusty tributes and the strumming lyres of Media;Their mounted skyboxes echo with the singing of his name While Olbermos and Mattheus in their greasy togas wrassle For first honor of basking in their hero's reflected glory. Who is this man, so bronzed in countenance,So skilled of TelePrompter, clean and articulate whose ears like a stately urn's protrude? So now, daughter of Zeus, tell us his story. And just the Cliff Notes if you don't mind, We don't have all day.

H/T Dad29

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