The Beer: Ah, drunkenness, that sweet solace that ends so badly.
The Bicycle: I can't ride drunk (I can, but it, too ends badly).
The VRWC: I am prepared for the beating we are about to take . I have a bottle of very nice red, the Liberty Ale is in the freezer (fitting because tonight may be the end of Thomas Jefferson's dream).
The sun will come up tomorrow.