- Birds killed due to oil spills, bad. Birds killed due to wind farms...no big deal.
- Science supporting (alleged) AGW, beyond reproach. Science refuting (alleged) AGW, tainted by "Corporate Interests".
- Drilling for oil off the Brazilian coast, good. Off the US coast, bad.
- Cuba, Russia, China and Venezuela drilling for oil within 50 miles of US waters, good. Drilling for our own, bad.
- Big house with big carbon footprint, bad....unless you are a rich Lefty like AlGore, any number of Hollywood types, a Kennedy....you get the picture.
- Traveling by jet, bad....unless you are Nancy Pelosi. Then it's private jet all the way.
- Paying taxes to support the (unconstitutional) welfare state, good. To support (completely constitutional) National Defense, bad
- Free Speech, good...except for speech the Left doesn't like.
- Freedom to practice your religion as you please, good...except for Christianity
- Freedom to own and carry firearms...bad....unless you are a Lefty.
- Freedom to assemble.....except for those damn Teabaggers
- Taking sexual advantage of a subordinate, bad.....unless you are Bill Clinton
You get the point.