The Beer: Both are in their secondary fermenters and will be ready to bottle this weekend.
The Bicycle: I got skills. I have a degree in Mechanical Engineering. I have operated and maintained both a naval and a commercial nuclear power system. I have professional certifications. I'm not an idiot. Really. SO WHY CAN'T I CHANGE A FREAKIN' BICYCLE TIRE WITHOUT SHREDDING THE TUBE?
The VRWC: The Barak-star was on TV tonight. I'm depressed.