C’Est Vrai

C’Est Vrai

(It’s True)

(To the tune of “Say, Hey”-with apologies to Michael Franti)

C’est vrai, down in Loo-si-yay

I’m sendin’ down Steven Chu today

He gots a no-bel don’t cha know

He gonna watch da oil spill grow.

And I know

One thing

I’m Chosen

I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen

I’ve been a lotta places ‘round Chicago Town

I’ve organized and avocated for a lotta clowns

But I wanted to be President, the First Black One

Ridin’ on the jet plain looked like fun.

Michelle and my are flyin’ out

We’re goin’ on a date

Or maybe I’ll go play some golf

The Oil Spill can wait

When I send Napolitano down to do the dirty work

Gibbs will blame the GOP and BP (what a jerk)

C’est vrai down in Loo-si-yay

I’ll go down there myself today

I’ve been on this since Day One

It must be true that I’m The Won

And I know

One thing

I’m Chosen

I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen

Now I can’t go down

And plug the hole myself

And to suck it with a straw

is bad for my health

Bobby Jindahl’s leadership is showin’me up

So I’ll talk about some “green jobs”

While he is cleaning it up

Rockin’ in the White House with Steven Chu

Rahm and Joe –the Crisis ensues

Rahm he says, “don’t let it go to waste”

Joe he says “I like to eat paste”

C’est vrai down in Loo-si-yay

I’ll go down there myself today

I’ve been on this since Day One

It must be true that I’m The Won

And I know

One thing

I’m Chosen

I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen

Rockin’ in the dance hall with Steven Chu

Hey, Steven, Hey Steven what we gonna do

Rockin’ in the dance hall with Steven Chu

I don’t know Barak, let Lisa Jackson Choose

Rockin’ in the dance hall with Steven Chu

Green Jobs, Green Jobs, that’s something new

Rockin’ in the dance hall with Steven Chu

I said pay BP, pay BP, pay BP, pay BP pay BP, pay BP, pay BP, pay BP pay!

What cha gonna do?

Lisa Jackson told me we gotta go green

The big oil spill is just the thing

And I know…One thing…I’m Chosen.

(awww)

C’est vrai, down in Loo-si-yay

I’m sendin’ down Steven Chu today

He gots a no-bel don’t cha know

He gonna watch da oil spill grow.

C’est vrai, down in Loo-si-yay

I’m sendin’ down Steven Chu today

He gots a no-bel don’t cha know

He gonna watch da oil spill grow.

And I know

One thing

I’m Chosen

I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen

I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen

I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen

I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen, I’m Chosen

Rockin’ in da white House wit Steven chu…….